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Day After Grad

The square topped hats have fallen back down, photo ops flashes have died out, and I can finally take off the black robe that is not helping my heat stroke. Now I’m packing up and heading into the sunset with my mom toward North Carolina. However, the sun will hit me in the face the next morning and so will the realization of life after college. Interviews, careers, projects, late nights, and early mornings, but no worries, I’ve been doing that for the past four years.

Congratulations to all of you graduating this year, best to all of you!

Seasonal Weather?

I love how the weather man said that Rochester will go back to some seasonal weather for next week. I laugh at you Mr . Weather Man. 50 Degrees is not seasonal March weather. Where are the snow storms, the 0 below freeze fest, my frost bite, and where is my favorite Spring jacket? I can’t find it :(

Graduation Countdown Continue…

So, this quarter seems like it is going to be a lot less crazy then the last. I may have five classes, but 3 of them are ones a week, 1 is only an hour a day, and the last will not be too difficult. This gives me plenty of time to work on projects outside of class, go to the gym, and send out more resumes and cover letters. Can’t wait to move to North Carolina after school. Was just there for spring break helping my mom move into the new apartment. She took me to some pretty cool restaurants and shops. I’m glad I came back to nice weather. Can’t remember the last time Rochester had an early Spring. 76 degrees in March!

10 WEEK UNTIL GRADUATION!

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PLEASE CAN YOU ALL REBLOG FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND! :)

REBLOG FOR C-AMPUS & ME!

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PLEASE CAN YOU ALL REBLOG FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND! :)

REBLOG FOR C-AMPUS & ME!

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Playing With Telemarketers

  • I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
  • ME: Hello.
  • AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
  • ME: Is this AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: This is AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: Is this AT&T.?
  • AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
  • ME: May I ask who is calling?
  • AT&T: This is AT&T.
  • ME: OK, hold on.
  • At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
  • ME: Hello?
  • AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
  • ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: This is AT&T?
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: The phone company.
  • AT&T: Yes, sir.
  • ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
  • ME: I already have a phone.
  • AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
  • ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
  • AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
  • ME: 7 days a week.?
  • AT&T: That's right.
  • ME: 365 days a year.?
  • AT&T: Yes, sir.
  • ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
  • AT&T: We think so!
  • ME: That's quite a sum of money!
  • AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
  • ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
  • AT&T: Excuse me?
  • ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
  • AT&T: What are you talking about?
  • ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
  • AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
  • ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
  • AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
  • ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
  • AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
  • ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
  • AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
  • At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
  • SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
  • ME: Yeah.
  • SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
  • ME: Is This A T &T?
  • SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
  • ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
  • SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
  • ME: Thank you.
  • I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
  • AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
  • ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
  • thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
  • AT&T: click........
georgianadesign:

Kemlbe Interiors and their love of books. 

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Kemlbe Interiors and their love of books. 

Fashion Accessories Editorial for my invented publication ‘Royal Zine’

Day After Grad

The square topped hats have fallen back down, photo ops flashes have died out, and I can finally take off the black robe that is not helping my heat stroke. Now I’m packing up and heading into the sunset with my mom toward North Carolina. However, the sun will hit me in the face the next morning and so will the realization of life after college. Interviews, careers, projects, late nights, and early mornings, but no worries, I’ve been doing that for the past four years.

Congratulations to all of you graduating this year, best to all of you!

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Seasonal Weather?

I love how the weather man said that Rochester will go back to some seasonal weather for next week. I laugh at you Mr . Weather Man. 50 Degrees is not seasonal March weather. Where are the snow storms, the 0 below freeze fest, my frost bite, and where is my favorite Spring jacket? I can’t find it :(

Graduation Countdown Continue…

So, this quarter seems like it is going to be a lot less crazy then the last. I may have five classes, but 3 of them are ones a week, 1 is only an hour a day, and the last will not be too difficult. This gives me plenty of time to work on projects outside of class, go to the gym, and send out more resumes and cover letters. Can’t wait to move to North Carolina after school. Was just there for spring break helping my mom move into the new apartment. She took me to some pretty cool restaurants and shops. I’m glad I came back to nice weather. Can’t remember the last time Rochester had an early Spring. 76 degrees in March!

10 WEEK UNTIL GRADUATION!

c-hromosomes:

c-hromosomes:

c-ampus:

view from my window, IM IN PARIS kdglsjkldjglksd &lt;3 

PLEASE CAN YOU ALL REBLOG FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND! :)

REBLOG FOR C-AMPUS &amp; ME!

c-hromosomes:

c-hromosomes:

c-ampus:

view from my window, IM IN PARIS kdglsjkldjglksd <3 

PLEASE CAN YOU ALL REBLOG FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND! :)

REBLOG FOR C-AMPUS & ME!

(via boa-vista)

Playing With Telemarketers

  • I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
  • ME: Hello.
  • AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
  • ME: Is this AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: This is AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: Is this AT&T.?
  • AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
  • ME: May I ask who is calling?
  • AT&T: This is AT&T.
  • ME: OK, hold on.
  • At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
  • ME: Hello?
  • AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
  • ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: This is AT&T?
  • AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
  • ME: The phone company.
  • AT&T: Yes, sir.
  • ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
  • AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
  • ME: I already have a phone.
  • AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
  • ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
  • AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
  • ME: 7 days a week.?
  • AT&T: That's right.
  • ME: 365 days a year.?
  • AT&T: Yes, sir.
  • ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
  • AT&T: We think so!
  • ME: That's quite a sum of money!
  • AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
  • ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
  • AT&T: Excuse me?
  • ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
  • AT&T: What are you talking about?
  • ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
  • AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
  • ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
  • AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
  • ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
  • AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
  • ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
  • AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
  • At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
  • SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
  • ME: Yeah.
  • SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
  • ME: Is This A T &T?
  • SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
  • ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
  • SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
  • ME: Thank you.
  • I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
  • AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
  • ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
  • thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
  • AT&T: click........
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georgianadesign:

Kemlbe Interiors and their love of books. 

georgianadesign:

Kemlbe Interiors and their love of books. 

Fashion Accessories Editorial for my invented publication ‘Royal Zine’

Day After Grad
Seasonal Weather?
Graduation Countdown Continue…
Playing With Telemarketers

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